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There’s quite a queue for these outdoor toilets.

At least there are some posters for us to read while we wait.  Do they tell us anything about the Advent Grotto, do you think?

I’m not sure I like the idea of a grumpy Santa.

“Groovier gifts though,” points out Isobel.

Nearly there – just around this corner… and it’ll be… oh, more queue!

The toilet queues are longer than those for the grotto.  Can we be bothered to wait?

Look, there’s an elf, walking back along the queue.  “Hello, I’m Alex,” he says. “There are more toilets inside… you can’t miss them.”

Oh, thanks.  Maybe we’ll look for them inside.  I guess we can wait a bit.

“Okay,” agrees Isobel.  “Let’s go and search for grumpy Santa.”

“But… Avoid the door with Rudolph on, if you can,” Alex calls out.[*]

Ok.  Thanks Alex.

“But Dad,” whispers Isobel.  “That’s not what the poster says!”

NO CHOICE

Okay – let’s go back to the queue then?

[*] Note to the cautious reader: Yes… there really are clues sprinkled liberally around that could help you to find your way to a great gift!  (Just try to not step in the red herrings as you go.)