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Oh… the screen on the pad has lit up, saying:

…and the door isn’t open.  Let’s try another one.  Press for another cracker, will you?

Thanks – right, let’s pull.

(Bang!)

Will you read it out for us?

“Which author steals train sets from under the Christmas tree?[*]”

Ah, okay – I think I know this one – do you?

Tap in your choice.

MAKE A CHOICE

Justin Thyme

Nick Hornby

[*] Joke by Milton Jones